Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Friday, May 02, 2008

A Little Irreverent

humorous pictures


There's another cute one I have to post later (or tomorrow) from I Can Has Cheezburger with a 'Christian' theme.

see more cute cat pics

Sunday, September 09, 2007

01.20.09



I'm sure you've seen the BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome) version of this. But now that Fred Thompson has declared, I want this bumper sticker.

Friday, September 07, 2007

Father Corapi 'Facts'

From Faith and Country...


Father Corapi does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die (in order to administer Viaticum...duh).

Every time Father Corapi says Mass, an angel gets its wings.

Father Corapi and God once shared a high-five. The wind that was created caused Hurricane Katrina.

Father Corapi, when he was in the military, once shot down an enemy plane by pointing his finger and shouting, "Bang!"

They say lightning never strikes the same place twice. Neither does Father Corapi. He doesn't have to.

"Abortion clinics, pornography stores...I would move my artillery into place and light 'em up! I would totally liquidate them...speaking metaphorically, of course"

The Soldier's Creed states, "surrender is not an option...except when Father Corapi is in town."

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. The only thing fear has to fear is Father Corapi.

Regardless of race, gender, location, or education level... at one point in your life you have underestimated Father Corapi. You will live just long enough to regret this.

"I am ready and willing to destroy my enemies in close and mortal combat."

Father Corapi's statue of the Blessed Virgin Mary wears combat boots.

Father Corapi's Rosary is made of spent .54 caliber bullet shells. No, really.

When Satan goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet to make sure Father Corapi isn't there.

An apple a day does not keep Father Corapi away. Only going to Mass and confession every day keeps Father Corapi away... sometimes.

(H/T Pro Ecclesia)

Saturday, August 25, 2007

I Guess I Need to Read the Book...




You're Fahrenheit 451!

by Ray Bradbury

Having wanted to be a firefighter much of your life, you've recently
discovered the job wasn't exactly what you were looking for. While ignorance seems like
the result of oppression, it all began with people just wanting to be ignorant. As you
realize more about the sordid world around you, you decide to watch less TV and work on
your memorization skills. Though your memory will save you in the end, don't forget to
practice running from dogs as well.



Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

The Spoiler Tee

Saint Louis Catholic posted this neat tee-shirt on his blog.

Warning!

It is all about spoilers so don't look if you don't want to know.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Insanity Reigns!

Just 11 more hours and this Day of Sweet 16 Party-ness will be over!!! Maybe I'll post a picture or two later (or tomorrow).

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Ballad of the Pews

Seen at the Cafeteria is Closed blog...

Ballad of the Pews

Here in this pew I sit and I wonder
Where all the reverence of worship has gone?
The people around me all chatter like bluejays
Heretical "Sing a New Church" is the opening song.

Why have our hymns been replaced with bad show-tunes?
Why come to church just to sing about 'me'?
Why don't we sing hymns both lovely and pious
(Why do 53-times we sing "God" and not "He")?

Here in this pew I hear banal lyrics
Of the sort that the Muppets might sing on TV
I request something reverent, hope for the glori'os
But all the director will say is "we'll see…"

Why must we sing this Haugen-Haas garbage
Why must we suffer this dumb song again?
Over two thousand years of awesome tradition
Flushed down the commode by the previous gen!

Here in this pew I suffer in silence
Surely this song must soon come to an end
But another will come and a worse one will follow
Dear Lord, Let us please sing chant once again!

- shana

http://www.haloscan.com/comments/geraldaugustinus/3353438418894617892/#331427

Friday, July 06, 2007

Overheard on the Catholic Answers forums

"Hopefully the Tridentine Mass becomes as ordinary in the Latin Rite as the extra-ordinary ministers are in the ordinary rite."

From someone's lips to God's ears!

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Catholic Dictionary

Ma Beck of WardWideWeb fame, has a neat new word...

Praydar: (prā-dahr), n. 1) A gut feeling which allows a person to identify an individual who might have a vocation to the priesthood or religious life by appearance and demeanor alone.

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